While I don't know much about UK politics, I think the #torybible tweets on Twitter translate pretty easily into American politics. Many are hilarious. (There are also #labourbible tweets, but the #torybible ones seem to me to be funnier because more Biblically literate). A few favorites:

ladylikepunk: And the Samaritan kept on walking, because he knew the disabled man was just faking, and a drain on the system #torybible

dgmagee Truly I tell you, whatever you did for the least of these was wasted on them #torybible

deborahjaneorr The commandments ... are summed up in this one rule: "Love your neighbor as yourself." So make sure you buy in a *good area* #torybible

johnedginton Let he who is most outraged cast the first stone #torybible

gedrobinson In the beginning was the Market, and the Market was with God, and the Market was God. #ToryBible

wubeyonekenobi And Jesus went into the temple and approached the Money Lenders, and said :"Nice work guys" #torybible
paulstpancras It is easier for a Rich Man to enter the Kingdom of Billionaires than for a poor man to climb out of the eye of needle of poverty #torybible

drstart "And the Angel Gabriel said to Mary - "Go and get a job, you benefits sponge. Single mothers like you are ruining this country"". #torybible